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A little about me...
My name is Rachael, commonly known as "Reba McEntire Jr." cause I'm a little country hick who barrel races and sings-just like Reba. I'm fifteen and I was born in Memphis, Tennessee on February 5th, 1988. I have a rather strong Southern accent (You could call me a Southern Belle) and when I sing, I sound just like Reba McEntire. Ask anyone. I have a huge quarter horse named Diamond Rio (formerly Gotcha Bar) and during the summer, all of us kids from Old West Stagecoach Lines Inc. go to the Arlington Saddle Club shows, and barrel race, pole bend, and do Western Pleasure all night, every Friday night. It's a lot of fun. For real. Most people think horses are smelly and kill you. Liars! If you've never ridden a horse, go, NOW. OH my gosh! I've almost forgotten one of the most important and influencal people in my life-Mr. Alan Sidney Patrick Rickman. The greatest man I have yet to meet. He's the most handsome and wonderful British actor. He's so sweet and is such a good actor. I'll have many pictures of him here, trust me! And I'm also obsessed with all things Harry Potter. Harry Potter roxxorz MAJOR. You insult it, and I'll thwack your head with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! I'll do it! Don't doubt me!
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If you come down South....
1) NEVER insult someone's mama.
2) NEVER insult mama's cooking.
3) NEVER offend the church.
4) NEVER offend someone's dog.
5) NEVER honk at an old man driving a tractor 2 mph in a 30 mph zone.
6) Rickety old trucks are considered highly fashionable vehicles.
7) You will see trailor parks often.
8) "Y'all" means "you all"
9) NEVER insult someone's football team- football is our life down here.
10) The Tennessee Volunteers suck-all Vols fans know it too.
11) The Arkansas Razorbacks are tops.
12) It's normal to wear cowboy hats and baseball caps into nice resturaunts and to church.
13) If you have a Northern accent, we may sneak away from you. Those accents are creepy.
14) Expect to hear country music in most gas stations and resturaunts.
15) Our hotels down here rock.
16) If you can't understand a Southern person's accent, just nod and smile. Don't you dare tell him you can't understand him. Y'all up North talk ninety to nothin...
17) Hunnerd=hundred
18) Dad burnit, gosh darnit, gol darnit etc. are all equivelent of GD-which shouldn't be heard.
19) 'Ah' is the equivelent of a long 'i' sound
20) Most men of age carry handercheifs and will blow their nose in public.
21) Cow tipping is a profession.
22) Most people's first car is a pick-up truck.
23) Most cars seen are pick-up trucks.
24) Everybody knows everybody, and everybody waves and greets everybody-even complete strangers.
25) When invited into someones house, kick off your shoes and come on in!
26) Don't cow tip if a bull is with the cows.
27) Don't taunt a cow with horns. It's not wise.
28) A truckful of Mexicans is a common site. Quickly get away from them if you see any.
29) Everybody goes to church and out to eat afterwards most every Sunday.
30) If you see someone with dirty jeans on, cowboy boots, and smelling strongly of dirt, this person most likely rides horses.
31) Smoking sections are in almost every resturaunt.
32) There ain't no one in their right mind who doesn't love the band Alabama.
33) You can hear a horse show from miles around.
34) Most men like beer and race car driving. Dale Earnhardt was a a favourite.
35) When driving down highways, expect to see a lot of cows, horses, cotton, beans, and hay bales.
36) Everybody calls you "Buddy", "son", "sir", "ma'am", or "boy/girl".
37) The pronunciation of "boy" sounds more like "bowa".
38) Everyone either hunts, fishes, or rides horses.
~ More later ~
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