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~Tell someone you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly, mention something out of a Charleton Heston film and suddenly everyone's a theology scholar! May I continue, uninterrupted!? -Alan Rickman as The Metatron
~Do you always drench everyone who comes into your room with flame retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single! -Alan Rickman as The Metatron
~Locksley! I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!! -Alan Rickman as the Sherrif of Nottingham
~Can I have this icing? This purple? Can I eat it?-Emily
~Danny, there are Polly Pockets taller than you.-Jay
~Pato is bird! Pajato? Pajato is pidgeon!-Kristina
~A newt? Is that a fruit? -Nick
~I've talked to mushrooms before, and y'all are starting to resemble those mushrooms. -Coach Carruth
~Can it ya nit! -Me
~Aaaah! No paaking in de Chinee paaking laht!-Mrs.Moore
~Old lady juice? Old lady juice! -Stephanie
~Spam the pilgrims! -Kalina
~Who is that large man? -Jessica
~You didn't brush your teeth did you? -My Mom
~I have a bubble butt! -Mrs. Andrea
~We're just pervy Donovan and Lucius fanciers. -Kalina
~I went to your Alan Rickman site... I'm gonna call Charter. -Meredith
~*catches Macaroni packet* Blimey!-Katey
~The sky is blue, I have a left shoe!-Katey
~I have a fat head.-Me
~Yeh, so-I have an egghead.-Katey
~*comes out of bathroom, looks down hall, looks dead at Rachael on floor, looks down hall again, looks back to Rachael* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Jenny
~I am not sick. Blowing up toilets is not sick. Terrorists are sick. Snipers are sick. I am NOT sick. -Me
~I went to a Halloween Sticker website, and it was NOT Halloween stickers-I'll tell y'all that....-Stephanie
~Salami. -Katie C.
~I like black. I look good in black. I'm just a black person. -Emily
~Fantasticimacisitechishnessly cool!-Emily
~*in low moaning voice* A gerund is a noun, a gerund is a noun... it can function like any other noun... a gerund is a noun... -Mrs. Pitman
~Where is your mariguana lip gloss? I know it's not spelled right-but on the shipment they know what you're talkin' about. -Katie C.
~THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH POTTER!!!!-Severus Snape
~Oh God, it doesn't open that way! And you just smashed my mammaries! -Me
~Oh Claire mah legs, CLAIRE CLAIRE mah legs! -Claire Huxtable immitating Cliff Huxtable
~Like *blink blink blink* stahff ya know... -Me
~*in a Yankee accent* Now they are going to take an oath. -Mr. Brink
~*in a Yankee accent* Oh yeh, Caroline-I like your shlit throat. -Caroline imagining what Mr. Householder will say about her Stage Make-up
~You like playing with fire-and didn't you burn up a pig?-Jimmy
~Rachael Spencer is POOP! -Kristina's Hymn
~I laugh like a chicken. -Stephanie
~I'm covered in Rachael's spew.-Kristina
~You're coveting my spew!? -Me
~Flap flap flapping my Albatros wings... Plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag, plastic bag..... -Clone High
~Hi, how ya doin? Bumblebee tuna, bumblebee tuna! -Ace Venture (along with everything else he says)
~There's some kinda 'Ehy' about a kid who's never played baseball... -Stinky Peterson (Hey Arnold!)
~*getting frustrated at our class not responding* I'm going to jump in front of a semi-truck today, when you see me on the news, remember me fondly...-Coach Carruth
~Do unto others, and then run.-Jay
~Secrets Secrets are no fun unless you share them with me. -Jay
~*shows last note on power point, it's very long, lots off words to copy down* This that note looks long.... because it's long.... -Mr. Bryant
~You may be an open book Spongebob, but I'm a little bit more complicated than that. The inner mechanations of my mind are an ENIGMA... -Patrick Star
~This is the most secrety secret in all of Secretdom! And I am it's sole witness! -Patrick Star
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